Horrible Histories - Series 3, Episode 9
Season Three, Episode Nine
Air date 28 June 2011
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Horrible Histories Series 3, Episode 9 was the 35th Horrible Histories episode and first aired on 28th June 2011 on the CBBC.

This episode includes the Vikings launching their advert for We Sell Any Monk, Queen Elizabeth I surprising her court with some very odd laws, the sacrifice-obsessed Aztec priests singing their gruesome disco song, and discover the Roman equivalent of text messaging.

The sketches featured are:

Vicious Vikings: Writing a History Book and We Sell Any Monk

Vile Victorians: Historical Pet Shop: Victorian and Victorian Traffic Report

Terrible Tudors: Complicated Money Currencies and Liz's Weird Laws

Angry Aztecs: Aztec Gardeners' World, Aztec Whodunnit-o and Aztec Priests' Song

Frightful First World War: Soldier Judgement and Splat That Rat

Rotten Romans: Tabellarii Messenger and Emperor Constatine's Security

Measly Middle Ages: Medieval Come Dine With Me