|Horrible Histories - Series 3, Episode 7|
|Season Three, Episode Seven|
|Air date||14 June 2011|
|Written by||Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, & Ben Ward|
Horrible Histories - Series 3, Episode 7 was the 33rd episode of Horrible Histories, having first aired on the 14th of June, 2011, on the CBBC.
This episode includes Robert Walpole struggling to talk to England's German king, a Scottish sportsman attacking dead cows in the Highland Games, American inventor Paul Revere demonstrating his gunpowder toothpaste, & the Roman Emperors channel the King of Pop in their musical argument over who's the worst of all.
Egyptian Tomb Builder Edit
A tomb builder tries to convince a pharaoh that protecting his treasure is more important than a magnificent monument.
George I's English isn't very good Edit
George I’s English isn’t any better than Robert Walpole’s German, which poses a serious problem re-running the country–or does it?
Twisting off the hindquarters of a dead cow at the Highland Games.
Taking questions & comments on that new theatrical phenomenon, ‘actresses’.
A well-to-do warrior family swaps with their slave thralls.
What was the Vikings preferred method of keeping clean?
- A: They sat in a pond
- B: They sat in a steam bath
- C: They rubbed themselves with moss
Paul Revere’s All-American Toothpaste Edit
Caligula's Recovery Edit
A newly recovered Caligula demands that those who offered their lives to the gods in exchange for his must now pay up.
- Main article: Roman Emperors: They're Bad
Meet four of Rome’s most evil Emperors--they’re bad!
|Awful Egyptians||Gorgeous Georgians||Slimy Stuarts||Vicious Vikings||Awesome USA||Rotten Romans|
|Egyptian Tomb Builder||Shouty Man||George I's English isn't very good||HHTV Sports||Horrible Points of View||Stupid Deaths||Historical Wife Swap||HHTV News||Advertisement||Caligula's Recovery||Song|
|Rattus Rattus (voiced by John Eccleston)|
- Series 3, Episode 7 at Horrible Histories TV