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Horrible Histories - Series 3, Episode 7
Season Three, Episode Seven
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Air date 14 June 2011
Written by Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, & Ben Ward
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Horrible Histories - Series 3, Episode 7 was the 33rd episode of Horrible Histories, having first aired on the 14th of June, 2011, on the CBBC.

This episode includes Robert Walpole struggling to talk to England's German king, a Scottish sportsman attacking dead cows in the Highland Games, American inventor Paul Revere demonstrating his gunpowder toothpaste, & the Roman Emperors channel the King of Pop in their musical argument over who's the worst of all.

Sketches Edit

Awful Egyptians Edit

Egyptian Tomb Builder Edit

A tomb builder tries to convince a pharaoh that protecting his treasure is more important than a magnificent monument.

Shouty Man Edit

Ushabti Coffin Dolls Edit

Gorgeous Georgians Edit

George I's English isn't very good Edit

George I’s English isn’t any better than Robert Walpole’s German, which poses a serious problem re-running the country–or does it?

HHTV Sport Edit

Georgian Highland Games: Twisting the Cow Edit

Twisting off the hindquarters of a dead cow at the Highland Games.

Slimy Stuarts Edit

Horrible Points of View Edit

Stuart Actresses Edit

Taking questions & comments on that new theatrical phenomenon, ‘actresses’.

Stupid Deaths Edit

Moliere Edit

Vicious Vikings Edit

Historical Wife Swap Edit

A Viking warrior family swap with The Thralls family Edit

A well-to-do warrior family swaps with their slave thralls.

Quiz QuestionEdit

What was the Vikings preferred method of keeping clean?

A: They sat in a pond
B: They sat in a steam bath
C: They rubbed themselves with moss 

Awesome USA Edit

HHTV News Edit

The American Report Edit

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Paul Revere’s All-American Toothpaste Edit

Rotten Romans Edit

Caligula's Recovery Edit

A newly recovered Caligula demands that those who offered their lives to the gods in exchange for his must now pay up.

Song Edit

Main article: Roman Emperors: They're Bad

Meet four of Rome’s most evil Emperors--they’re bad!

Sketches Edit

Awful Egyptians Gorgeous Georgians Slimy Stuarts Vicious Vikings Awesome USA Rotten Romans
Egyptian Tomb Builder Shouty Man George I's English isn't very good HHTV Sports Horrible Points of View Stupid Deaths Historical Wife Swap HHTV News Advertisement Caligula's Recovery Song
Mathew Baynton x x x x
Simon Farnaby x x x x x x
Martha Howe-Douglas x x x
Jim Howick x x x x x x
Laurence Rickard x x
Ben Willbond x x x x x
Susie Donkin
Lawry Lewin
Alice Lowe
Dominique Moore x
Rhashan Stone
Giles Terera
Katy Wix x
David Baddiel
Terry Deary
Tanni Grey-Thompson
Rattus Rattus (voiced by John Eccleston)
Jon Culshaw
Jess Robinson
Dave Lamb

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