|Horrible Histories - Series 3, Episode 11|
|Season Three, Episode Eleven|
|Air date||5 July 2011|
|Written by||Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Jon Holmes, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Ben Ward, & Ben Willbond|
Horrible Histories - Series 3, Episode 11 was the 37th episode of Horrible Histories, having first aired on the 5th of July, 2011, on the CBBC.
This episode includes a pirate chef disgusting the judges on Historical Masterchef & a Stone Age man appearing on Dragons' Den with his innovative inventions. Plus, a look at the odd marriage of Mary I & Philip II of Spain, & the Victorian paramedics offering their bizarre medical advice to a modern patient.
Philip & Mary's Love StoryEdit
Tudor Sugar-Paste ToothpasteEdit
Elizabeth I endorses Sugar-Paste Toothpaste.
A hippie buccaneer finds having an extra hook comes in handy.
Pirate Weather ForecastEdit
“Victorian EastEnders” tells the story of one family’s aspirations to move on up through the sewers
Treating a collapsed victim with bacon, potato, & the sheer fabulousness of top hats.
Stone Age Dragon's Den (Part 1)Edit
Ug tries to invent ‘fire’ but is running out of time.
- Main article: The Ages of Stone
The complicated eras in the Stone Age are explained through song.
Stone Age Dragon's Den (Part 2)Edit
A distinctly ‘grown-up drink’ is among the innovative ideas.
On-the-spot coverage of a typical day at the Ancient Olympics.
True or FalseEdit
In the Ancient Greek Relay Race, the baton the runners ran with was on fire.
True: So they had to be careful at the handover that they'd grabbed the right end.
The famous Greek strongman learns that brawn doesn’t always beat brain, & Death starts to get the hang of Sudoku puzzles.
Rupert of the Rhine wants a dog that does a very specific set of tricks.
A young man plans a less-than-romantic elopement. (parody of Don’t Tell the Bride)
|Terrible Tudors||Putrid Pirates||Vile Victorians||Savage Stone Age||Groovy Greeks||Slimy Stuarts|
|Philip & Mary's Love Story||Advertisement||Historical Masterchef||Pirate Weather Forecast||Victorian EastEnders||Historical Paramedics||Stone Age Dragon's Den||Song||HHTV Sports||Stupid Deaths||Historical Pet Shop||Historical Don't Tell the Bride|
|Part 1||Part 2|
|Rattus Rattus (voiced by John Eccleston)||x|
External Links Edit
- Series 3, Episode 11 at Horrible Histories TV