|Horrible Histories - Series 3, Episode 1|
|Season Three, Episode One|
|Air date||30 May 2011|
|Written by||Dave Cohen, Rosanna Lowe, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash, & Ben Ward|
Series 2, Episode 13
Horrible Histories - Series 3, Episode 1 was the 27th episode of Horrible Histories, having first aired on the 30th of May, 2011, on the CBBC.
This episode includes an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, bizarre Aztec food on Historical MasterChef, what happens when Queen Elizabeth I needs the toilet, & how not to impress a woman in Victorian times.
Qualifying for a Roman triumph Edit
A general will go to any lengths to qualify for the Roman triumph.
Roman aBook Edit
Introducing the new aBook (parody of Apple advertisements).
You’ve Been Artois’d! Edit
A prankster count sets up his own reality show, “You’ve Been Artois’d!” (parody of Punk’d).
Tudor gong farming Edit
A gong farmer tries to convince his son to follow in his footsteps.
Elizabeth I arrives at a noble’s home to stay Edit
Elizabeth I unexpectedly arrives at a noble’s home to stay.
Aztec cooking Edit
Dog steak & pond scum biscuits are on the menu! (parody of Masterchef)
Howler Monkeys (Animated) Edit
Howler monkeys realize why they’re a favorite hunting target.
Newgate Prison Edit
Pay your way to luxury in Newgate Prison (parody of Premier Inn advertisements).
- Main article: Dick Turpin, Highwayman
One of the most ruthless highwaymen has one of the most ridiculous endings.
Dealing with a cycling injury using runic symbols.
Polite Victorian picnic Edit
A picnicking couple has a less-than-polite debate over etiquette.
Victorian Floral Messaging Service Edit
Another couple works out their differences via the floral messaging system.
Battle of the Somme campaign Edit
The less-than-encouraging results of the Somme campaign.
Fabulous Fat King's Fat Factory Edit
Fabulous Fat King’s Fat Factory, for all your (surprisingly extensive) wartime fat needs.
|Rotten Romans||Fabulous French||Terrible Tudors||Angry Aztecs||Gorgeous Georgians||Vicious Vikings||Vile Victorians||Frightful First World War|
|Qualifying for a Roman triumph||Roman aBook||You’ve Been Artois’d!||Tudor gong farming||Elizabeth I arrives at a noble’s home to stay||Historical Masterchef||Howler Monkeys||Newgate Prison||Song||Words We Get From History||Historical Paramedics||Polite Victorian picnic||Victorian Floral Messaging Service||Battle of the Somme campaign||Fabulous Fat King's Fat Factory|
|Rattus Rattus (voiced by John Eccleston)|
- Series 3, Episode 1 at Horrible Histories TV