|Horrible Histories - Series 2, Episode 5|
|Season Two, Episode Five|
|Air date||4 June 2010|
|Written by||Mark Blakewill, James Harris, Oriane Messina, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, & Colin Swash|
Horrible Histories - Series 2, Episode 5 was the 18th episode of the Horrible Histories TV series, having first aired on the 4th of June, 2010, on the CBBC.
This episode includes an Incan kid having the worst birthday ever, a Roman farmer meeting a door-to-door poo salesman, & King George IV embarking on a solo musical career.
Pirates treasure Edit
A new recruit is baffled by what his Captain considers treasure.
Live like an Incan (CD set) Edit
Incan child's birthday Edit
An Incan child gets some offbeat birthday presents.
George IV reacts to some bad news Edit
Prince Regent George IV has an unexpectedly good reaction to some bad news–not so much to the news that his corset’s no longer working.
- Main article: George IV: Couldn’t Stand My Wife
George VI sings about his life waiting to be King, & then about his true loves: Actresses, Duchesses, & pies-but not his wife!
Bob Hale's report on the Crusades.
Old Crone Edit
Don’t leave for the Crusades without one.
Agent Moses Edit
Agent Moses helps smuggle plantation slaves past their master to freedom.
Door-to-door dung salesmanEdit
A Roman salesman goes from door to door, selling poo.
How to behave at a Roman dinner partyEdit
A parody of an educational film.
|Putrid Pirates||Incredible Incas||Awful Egyptians||Gorgeous Georgians||Measly Middle Ages||Awesome USA||Rotten Romans|
|Pirates treasure||Historical Shopping Channel||Live Like an Incan||Incan child's birthday||Video Game||Scary Stories||George VI reacts to some bad news||Song||HHTV News||Old Crone||Agent Moses||Roman door-to-door poo salesman||How to behave at a Roman dinner party|
|Rattus Rattus (voiced by John Eccleston)|
- Series 2, Episode 5 at Horrible Histories TV