|Horrible Histories - Series 1, Episode 5|
|Season One, Episode Five|
|Air date||14 May 2009|
|Written by||Mark Blakewill, James Harris, Jon Holmes, George Poles, Steve Punt, Arnold Widdowson|
Horrible Histories - Series 1, Episode 5 was the second episode of the Horrible Histories TV series, having first aired on the 14th of May, 2009 on the CBBC.
This episode includes a priest making pigs, Emperor Caligula declaring war on the sea, & some other disgusting stuff.
Pharaoh Phashion Edit
Pharaoh Phashion magazine offers beauty tips for peasants & aristocrats.
Mouse Fresh Max toothpaste Edit
Pig Piano Edit
Louis XI & the Pig Piano, with special guest Simon Cowell.
William the Conqueror's Funeral Edit
William the Conqueror’s increasingly unusual funeral.
Caligula's War Edit
Caligula declares war against Poseidon, god of the sea.
A Homo sapiens couple invites the local Neanderthals to dinner.
Ethelred the Unready accusing Ted Edit
Ethelred the Unready determines a horse thief’s guilt via ordeal by cake.
‘Master of medicaments’ Montague Fuzzlepeck diagnoses a patient.
|Awful Egyptians||Ruthless Rulers||Measly Middle Ages||Rotten Romans||Savage Stone Age||Smashing Saxons||Gorgeous Georgians|
|Pharaoh Phashion||Mouse Fresh Max toothpaste||Pig Piano||HHTV News||William the Conqueror's Funeral||Caligula's War||HHTV News||Imagine Spot||Court of Historical Law||Twisted Fairytales||Join the Georgian Navy!||Historical Hospital|
|Rattus Rattus (voiced by John Eccleston)|
- For the only time in the history of this series, so song was included in this episode.
- Series 1 Episode 5 at Horrible Histories TV