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Horrible Histories - Series 3, Episode 7
Season Three, Episode Seven
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Air date 14 June 2011
Written by Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, & Ben Ward
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Horrible Histories - Series 3, Episode 7 was the 33rd episode of Horrible Histories, having first aired on the 14th of June, 2011, on the CBBC.

This episode includes Robert Walpole struggling to talk to England's German king, a Scottish sportsman attacking dead cows in the Highland Games, American inventor Paul Revere demonstrating his gunpowder toothpaste, & the Roman Emperors channel the King of Pop in their musical argument over who's the worst of all.

Sketches[]

Awful Egyptians[]

Egyptian Tomb Builder[]

A tomb builder tries to convince a pharaoh that protecting his treasure is more important than a magnificent monument.

Shouty Man[]

Ushabti Coffin Dolls[]

Gorgeous Georgians[]

George I's English isn't very good[]

George I’s English isn’t any better than Robert Walpole’s German, which poses a serious problem re-running the country–or does it?

HHTV Sport[]

Georgian Highland Games: Twisting the Cow[]

Twisting off the hindquarters of a dead cow at the Highland Games.

Slimy Stuarts[]

Horrible Points of View[]

Stuart Actresses[]

Taking questions & comments on that new theatrical phenomenon, ‘actresses’.

Stupid Deaths[]

Moliere[]

Vicious Vikings[]

Historical Wife Swap[]

A Viking warrior family swap with The Thralls family[]

A well-to-do warrior family swaps with their slave thralls.

Quiz Question[]

What was the Vikings preferred method of keeping clean?

A: They sat in a pond
B: They sat in a steam bath
C: They rubbed themselves with moss 

Awesome USA[]

HHTV News[]

The American Report[]

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Paul Revere’s All-American Toothpaste[]

Rotten Romans[]

Caligula's Recovery[]

A newly recovered Caligula demands that those who offered their lives to the gods in exchange for his must now pay up.

Song[]

Main article: Roman Emperors: They're Bad

Meet four of Rome’s most evil Emperors--they’re bad!

Sketches[]

Awful Egyptians Gorgeous Georgians Slimy Stuarts Vicious Vikings Awesome USA Rotten Romans
Egyptian Tomb Builder Shouty Man George I's English isn't very good HHTV Sports Horrible Points of View Stupid Deaths Historical Wife Swap HHTV News Advertisement Caligula's Recovery Song
Mathew Baynton x x x x
Simon Farnaby x x x x x x
Martha Howe-Douglas x x x
Jim Howick x x x x x x
Laurence Rickard x x
Ben Willbond x x x x x
Susie Donkin
Lawry Lewin
Alice Lowe
Dominique Moore x
Rhashan Stone
Giles Terera x
Katy Wix x
David Baddiel
Terry Deary
Tanni Grey-Thompson
Rattus Rattus (voiced by John Eccleston)
Jon Culshaw
Jess Robinson
Dave Lamb

Notes[]

External Links[]

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