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Horrible Histories - Series 2, Episode 7
Season Two, Episode Seven
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Air date 15 June 2010
Written by Dave Cohen, Greg Jenner, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, & Fay Rusling
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Horrible Histories - Series 2, Episode 7 was the 20th episode of the Horrible Histories TV series, having first aired on the 15th of June, 2010, on the CBBC.

This episode includes Joan of Arc getting a visit from a confused angel & Mrs. Celt trying to be a Roman.

Sketches[]

Measly Middle Ages[]

A marauding knight can’t get into a lord’s castle, so he attacks the lord’s serfs instead.

Imagine Spots[]

Joan of Arc talks to an angel[]

Peasant Joan of Arc is confused when an angel announces she’s destined for great things.

Putrid Pirates[]

(Reluctantly) dressing in women’s clothing & other tricks to lure ships close enough for an attack.

Ready Steady Feast[]

Captain Ned Low[]

Captain Ned Low displays a decided taste for cruelty–if not actual human flesh.

Vile Victorians[]

Historical Dragon's Den[]

Victorian Dragon's Den[]

The proposed inventions have an unusual power source in common. (A parody of Dragon’s Den)

Song[]

Main article: Victorian Inventions

The Victorians invented a lot more things than you may think they have!

Smashing Saxons[]

Words We Get From the Saxons[]

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Saxon Sign of the Cross[]

Ergotism[]

Two peasants discuss ergotism in-between the wild flailing.

Slimy Stuarts[]

HHTV News[]

The Civil War Report/The Battle of Marston Moor[]

Bob Hale gives the Civil War Report, while Mike Peabody reports live from the Battle of Marston Moor. 

Cut-Throat Celts[]

Dodgy War Inventions (Animation)[]

No. 79: Stilts[]

Romans try using stilts to cross marshland. 

Historical Wife Swap[]

The Romans swap with a Celtic family[]
An upscale Roman couple moves into newly conquered Britain & swaps with a traditional Celtic family. []

Cast[]

Measly Middle Ages Putrid Pirates Vile Victorians Smashing Saxons Slimy Stuarts Cut-Throat Celts
Marauding Knight Imagine Spot Women's Clothing Ready Steady Feast Victorian Dragon's Den Song Words We Get From the Saxons Advertisement Ergotism HHTV News Dodgy War Inventions Historical Wife Swap
Mathew Baynton x x
Simon Farnaby x
Sarah Hadland
Martha Howe-Douglas x x
Jim Howick x
Laurence Rickard x
Ben Willbond x x x x
Susie Donkin
Lawry Lewin x
Alice Lowe x
Nathaniel Martello-White
Dominique Moore x
Daniel Taylor
Giles Terera
Katy Wix
David Baddiel
Terry Deary
Alexei Sayle
Rattus Rattus (voiced by John Eccleston)
Jon Culshaw
Jess Robinson
Dave Lamb

Notes[]

External Links[]

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