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Book Magic is the official song from the special Staggering Storytellers in the Horrible HistoriesTV series. It first aired on July 11, 2016. 

Beatrix Potter, Malorie Blackman, Enid Blyton, & Jacqueline Wilson sing about their careers as female authors & the success their stories were.

Parody of Little Mix's 'Black Magic'. 

Lyrics[]

All: All the girls writing books knocking at your door.
Know how to tell a story so that you want more.


Beatrix: Was a time when only misters
Wrote books but now the sisters
Have started doing it for themselves.

Enid: We were told cooking’s all we could do
So we invented a magic stew
Of books that are flying off the shelves.

Malorie: The girls were always looked upon as being weaker.

Jacqueline: Don’t say that to Hetty Feather or Tracy Beaker!

All: Why do people so love stories?
‘Cos from cradle to the grave
These stories help us work out
How we should behave.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh
We adore our magic-hey!

Malorie: Girls & boys always kept the light on
Had to finish every Enid Blyton-

Enid: 700 books in 50 years!

Beatrix: Helped to grow the story habit

Jacqueline: Even when told by a rabbit

Beatrix: Listen to my stories-you’re all ears.

Enid: Secret Seven, Famous Five
Always caught the crook.

Malorie: Noughts & Crosses was no game,
At least not in my book!

All: Who do people so love stories?
You all want to be that sleuth!
These stories may be lies but,
They’re how we learn the truth.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh

Beatrix: Even Peter Rabbit

All: Hey!

All the girls in the books knocking at the door.
It’s not just about the boys no more.
Everybody loves a hero, true,
But a hero can be a she-ro too!

Why do people so love stories?
Mother, father, child, or friend
‘Cos they bring us close together,
Hope the story never ends.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh

Harry: ‘Cos it’s really magic

All: Hey!

Jacqueline: Why do people so love stories?

Malorie: We just hope you’ve seen our text

Beatrix: Everybody wants to know

Enid: What happens next?

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